“Quit Being So Illionying!”
Quit Being So Illionying – Funny Midwest T-Shirt

Whether you’re a proud Illinoisan with a sense of humor—or you just can’t resist poking fun from across the border—this shirt has you covered. Literally.
“Quit Being So Illionying” is the ultimate inside joke for anyone who’s spent time in or around Illinois. It’s bold, funny, and just the right amount of passive-aggressive. Designed for Midwesterners who know the struggle is real (especially once you hit that I-294 traffic or another surprise toll).
Why You’ll Love It:
- Made with 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain a touch of poly)
- Slimmer fit with longer body length—great for layering or flying solo
- Lightweight and breathable (4.3 oz/yd²) so you won’t overheat, even when taxes do
- Durable shoulder-to-shoulder taping for that extra Midwest reliability
- Tear-away label—because nobody has time to feel itchy and Illionying
It’s a perfect gift for:
- That one friend who moved to Indiana and won’t stop bragging about gas prices
- Family in Wisconsin who say “ope” and mean it
- Yourself—because you’ve earned a little retail therapy
There’s also a koozie and other items with this great logo on it. Go check it out:
Printed and shipped with love via Printify.
Grab yours today, before the next construction season starts!