Sarah Palin Facts

These are pretty funny – from

  • In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight.
  • Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday – in an M1A1 tank
  • Sarah Palin believes in change, too. She takes it from your pockets after striking you dead.
  • Glasses sales up 150 percent since Sarah palin became nominee.
  • Sarah Palin had the original idea to drop the “e” from Flickr
  • Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels
  • Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
  • Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout
  • Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
  • Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!
  • Northern Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap
  • Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
  • Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.

Hey, I can get in on this, too. Here are mine:

  • Sarah Palin took the red and blue pills.
  • Sarah Palin built a Zamboni… out of a Delorean?
  • Sarah Palin had an iPhone in 1990.
  • Sarah Palin helped Trump make his first billion.
  • Sarah Palin’s amp goes up to 11.
  • Sarah Palin says "nee!"

This is fun. She’s quite the phenomenon. Rock on, Republicans!

And everyone wants her glasses – they’re selling out.