Ha! You have to read the reviews on this product… hilarious!
The product is this sugar free, gummy bear candy, which apparently is the strongest laxative known to man… in fruity flavors and colors – and at about $10 per pound.
BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I’ve ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I’ve had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.
Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell…the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn’t stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.
But wait; there’s more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.
I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.
Wow. NOT on my wishlist!
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I remember this one when I was here last year. I’ve watched a couple movies today and I’ve seen this ad over 20 times already for sure. They play a lot of the same commercials over and over for some reason. Anyway, watch it and see if you think it’s funny. It’s something kind of subtle besides the fact that they’re using voice overs.
It’s the way the dentist talks to the woman. To me, it’s shocking at first what he says. Pretty weird. I suppose I’ll see it about 100 more times.
"After you fix the time circuits and put new tires on the DeLorean, I’m gonna go back to 1885 and I’m bringing you home."
It seems that there’s a level (14-5) where there’s a tribute to Back to the Future 3 where there’s the DeLorean and the clock tower being constructed maybe. Kind of cool, like an Easter Egg sort of (well, not really).